Episode 184 is here, and just when I thought life couldn't get any weirder, Lumos, my dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks French Bulldog, decided to give himself a black eye. Yep, you read that right. This genius thought that slamming his face into his crate would somehow convince us to let him join playtime with the kid. Naturally, the mothers in our lives insisted on an emergency vet visit, convinced it was either a bee sting, spider bite, or imminent doggy apocalypse. Instead, I trusted my gut (and wallet), gave him some Benadryl wrapped in a cheese stick, and voila, he's alive and well. Official vet diagnosis: "Because he's an idiot." Best $45 I've ever spent.Speaking of questionable decisions, Justin Bieber's recent Instagram live appearances have the internet convinced he's spiraling into a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of millennial fatherhood. But let's be honest—smoking a little weed, eating some shrooms, and making weird music in your $30 million backyard studio sounds like peak dad life to me. His marriage drama with Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez also continues, featuring Benny Blanco in a love quadrangle nobody asked for but everyone's obsessed with. We've even got exclusive (totally real, definitely not fake) leaked Bieber tracks dissing Benny and lamenting his Selena drama. You heard it here first, folks!Meanwhile, Donald Trump's tariffs have done the impossible: they've delayed the Nintendo Switch 2 preorders indefinitely. Thanks, Trump—guess my dreams of overpriced Mario Kart have to wait. Oh, and prices at the grocery store? Skyrocketing. But don't worry, Trump assures us everything is "booming"—the markets, the economy, your crippling anxiety about grocery bills—everything's just fine.Disney's Snow White remake is also still a disaster, and the only obvious solution to save the film is casting Sydney Sweeney as Snow White. It’s a guaranteed billion-dollar box office hit—cover up the jubilee jubilees and slap a PG rating on it. Problem solved. And for those keeping track, Russell Brand is back in headlines for all the wrong reasons, with satire becoming indistinguishable from reality.Finally, the Barney reboot saga continues to perplex me, with the new, creepy, Ozempic Barney sharing shelf space with old Barney toys at Walmart. Someone explain the multiverse situation here, because I’m losing sleep over this purple dinosaur conspiracy.Don't forget to subscribe, like, share, and engage. Or don't, but honestly, you should—it's the patriotic thing to do. What are we doing? Exactly.*************************************************************✅BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blue*************************************************************✅DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD***********************************************************************Disclaimer: We at the What are We Doing podcast want to make it clear that the views and opinions expressed in this video belong solely to the speakers or authors and do not represent the views and opinions held by YouTube, its partners, or its owners.We must also emphasize that the information contained in this video has been produced with no warranty, expressed or implied, regarding the validity, accuracy, reliability, completeness, legality, or usefulness of what is said or expressed. Therefore, we strongly advise that no one viewing or listening to this video should rely on the information presented herein.We want to make it clear that the speakers or authors in this video express their views in an "artistic" manner as defined within the YouTube guidelines and that this video is purely for entertainment purposes only.